(Source: bewbin)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear)

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

thevarsitylife:

Perfect Combination 
littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

jesus

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”